Apologied

One of our local radio stations was doing an 'anonymous' apology segment. Just text in your apology and they would read it on the air. So I sent them the following " I'd like to apologize to all the women who turned me down for dates in school. Maybe if I was a Deebag then, wouldn't be a passive-aggressive deebag today."

I wonder if I should have gone with "I'd like to apologize to my Baby Mama. If I had known my girlfriend was gonna poke holes in my condoms, I would have sent you to the store for a new box."
The world may never know....